BNSW OOO
My attempt at an OOO!
Roses are red, violets are blue
Your email is important, thank you
With my holiday now started
I have departed
To a sunnier clime
For a restful time
I’ll respond when I’m back
In the office and back on track
The day I return is not soon
Is thirty one July, after noon
So if it’s very urgent or desperate
Perhaps even can’t wait
Then feel free to call away, but I fear
That calls abroad can cost dear
With end of the rhyme in sight
Perhaps an update will delight
With the August event’s coming soon
They’re sure to give your business a boon
There’s details below, in the links
Opportunities for you methinks!
So if you do know my mobile and/or office number you can ring it, leave a message and I will get back to you upon my return to the UK.
Thank you for reading this far and I look forward to catching up with you at a future event – in 2014 – the next events are
The Exeter August event – 6th August with fabulous seminar just THE Networking lunch. At Exeter Racecourse and Conference Centre
The Bristol August event – on 13th – super seminar on “Networking secrets revealed” followed by THE networking lunch. At The Bristol Hotel.
Many more OOO’s here!
Courtesy of
http://blog.hubspot.com/marketing/hilarious-out-of-office-email-auto-replies
Bristol Business Network 
Just had this one in!
Hello,
Thanks for your email. Last year I said I was never coming back from France whilst on holiday. Well I came back, we’ve had a great year at Sunflower Film \& Creative Agency and I didn’t want to leave again but they all said I deserved a holiday. (And why not as I am up for Young Entrepreneur of the Year at The Bath Business Awards! Showing off now 🙂 So in short I am away in Greece taking a break. This is from 18th – 29th August. I will be breaking the rules and checking my emails at 5.30pm on Monday 25th August. In the mean time if your request is urgent, please email story@sunflowercreativeagency.com and a member of the team will endeavour to reply to your need within two days.
If you desperately need help with your issue, or you would like to see sunset pictures of Greece, please befriend me on Facebook where you are very welcome: Alastair Rzeznicki. If you would like to follow more of my business and content marketing ideas and posts on Linkedin whilst I am away, please find me there under the same name. Alastair Rzeznicki
Finally, if you are back from holiday and want cheering up and an office dance – Here’s an extract from the great film – Grease http://bit.ly/1pWejlQ
Thanks very much and I’ll look forwards to speaking to you when I am back.
Alastair
Business \& Creative Director
Sunflower Film \& Creative Agency
Sharing Stories, Solving Problems
http://www.sunflowerfca.com
And here’s another one I have received- they do say that 40 is a milestone!
“Thanks for your email I am out of contact today as busy adapting to being 40 so please if urgent, email or call the office”